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Rock And Roll In Locker Seventeen.: The Best Unpublishednovel Ever

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It's been mentioned in Writer's Digest. It's made dozens of people laugh out loud. It's funny, it's brilliant, it's currently agent free!

The Top Five Reasons Rock And Roll In Locker Seventeen is the Best Unpublished novel 

  • It features the world's most famous missing Rock Star!
  • It's got characters you will love!
  • It would make a great movie!
  • It includes a classic automobile and a flaming skull lunchbox!
  • It's been mentioned in Writer's Digest!

What is Rock and Roll in Locker Seventeen? 

...and why is it unpublished?

Rock and Roll in Locker Seventeen is a novel about a Rock star who mysteriously disappears and the 17 year old boy who discovers what happened to him 30 years later. Do you want to know more? Of course you do, so head over to /www.locker17.com/a> to find out more.

I know what you are thinking. Awesome characters, intriguing concept, lots of movie potential, so why can't I buy this book already?

It's because I don't have an agent let alone a publisher. I have tried to get both, but I will admit it's been awhile since I have sent out a batch of queries only to receive form rejections printed on paper that's about the size of a fortune cookie insert.

So why don't I just go the Print on Demand route? get myself a lulu account and rename this lens best publishednovel ever? It's because I am not sure I can sell it myself. So I have decided to make a deal with everyone reading this.

If enough of you express interest in reading my book from visiting this lens or locker17.com then I will do it. I will bite the bullet and publish it through I-universe or something and try to get it into their superstar author spotlight.

Yes That's right Locker Seventeen can be brought to the masses with your help. For zero cents a day you can help bring a funny and entertaining book to success with no Oprah required.

So lets try to bring up the rank of this page. Together we can send tons of hits to www.locker17.com. Together we can make a difference. No more books that read like a depressing after school special, no more heavy handed symbolism, and no more boring messages. Give me something fun to read. I want my Rock in Roll in Locker Seventeen!

As seen in Writers Digest 

No Really

The website locker17.com was named a finalist in the Writer's Digest Best Website contest. It is mentioned on page 57 of the October 2007 issue (which actually came out in August). As far as I can tell it was the only website featuring an unpublished manuscript in the finals. Maybe if the book had been published I would have won the grand prize (or not).

So now I am an award winning author who has been mentioned in what is arguably the biggest and best known American writers' magazine.

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